It’s the most wonderful time of the year for college football fans. Sure, you may know your Tight Ends from your D-Backs. You may even be able to spot a hold while nose deep in a Dos Equis, or call out a chop block from the far side of the bar.
But ARE YOU CERTIFIED? If you’ve ever talked trash about football, now the queen of trash talk herself will help you back it up.
Thanks to a real (and yes, absurd) new program brought to you by Dos Equis – with help from (actual) football experts and commentators John E. Bacon, Jay Cutler, Katie Nolan and Martellus Bennett – football fans can enroll in the College Football Football College and, upon completion and with a working printer, claim Saturday afternoon superiority.
A curriculum of ten free, binge-able lessons covering topics from trick plays to offensive positions is all it takes to earn that coveted “degree” in college football watching…and a chance to win tickets to the College Football Playoff National Championship in New Orleans, just by taking the final exam.
And, what is ‘professor’ Katie Nolan’s specialty? Just like any true fan, she’s not on the field when the most talked-about plays are being made. But, chances are she talking about them. Loudly. On the sidelines. Now, the woman who has been calling out football fans for talking trash is helping students talk trash at an expert level.
“My course is specifically about ‘talking trash’ and it’s what I specialize in,” said Nolan. “When you take the courses and you take a final exam, print your certificate and prove to all your friends you know the most about college football. Plus, you are entered a chance to win tickets to the College Football Playoff National Championship in New Orleans, just by taking the final exam.”